Poop Low Down

To encourage the flow of poop and to help me transition back into writing, I've decided to do a weekly interview with the Kid. Something funny will eventually come out of this, I just have to keep on pushin'


Me: With the holiday season upon us, can you tell me which holiday is your absolute favorite?

Kid: Um. Winter! Winter because you can build snowmen. Also, Christmas is in Winter and I just love Christmas.

Me: What about Thanksgiving?

Kid: Yah, that's a good one, too. It's yummylicious, I think. Is it?

Me: Yes, it is. Tell me what you're thankful for this year, because last year you were only thankful for mushrooms.

Kid: Silly...mushrooms? I said that? Well, this Thanksgiving I'm thankful for you.

Me: Are you enjoying school?

Kid: Yes, let's talk about something else.

Me: Ok, what about after school? What do you plan on being when you grow up?

Kid: After preschool I want to be an architect. Probably on a Saturday.

Me: Interesting. What kinds of things would you build when you're officially an architect after preschool on Saturdays?

Kid: I would build houses and parks. They build houses, mom. I'd make parks with swings, slides and a beach. All the houses would have swings in them, too.

Me: How much would you charge to build someone a house?

Kid: 15 bricks.

Me: Anything else you'd like to add in before we wrap up this interview?

Kid: No. I'd like to play my harmonica now. But first I have to use the potty, are we really done?

Me: Yes, thank you for your time.

Kid: No problem.