Monday, May 16, 2011

Like When I'm Sleeping...

Earlier today I was going over vocabulary words with the babe. I write down a few 3-4 letter words and she attempts to read them. Being that she's only four and can't really "read", we do our best by sounding out the letters in each word I give her. One of the words I gave her today was "END".

She sounds it out as usual:

"E-Na, Wait"
"En-A, No, Wait"
"Enn-Da, Oh!"
"Ena Da!, Right?"

I look at her and ask "What in the world is Ena Da?"

After she stops laughing hysterically, she says "you know...like when I'm sleeping I'm ena da bed"

I think she should get an A+ based on humor alone.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

I Want To Go Home!

Just a quick note before I head out the door.

This weekend we went upstate for Mother's Day and stayed at an all-inclusive resort. The front desk gave us bracelets to wear in order to be served in the dining room. When we were heading out to dinner, I grabbed the bracelets and told everyone they had to put them on. Angelina asks "What are the bracelets for?" I replied "For dinner". She stares as me and screams "What?!? Bracelets for dinner? Yuck! I want to go home!" and immediately starts crying.

I laughed, we ate...chicken.

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Sunday, April 3, 2011

Too Much, Literally.

Just a quick memo so we don't forget this night too soon. We just put Angelina to bed and, as usual, she's fighting the sleep looking for ways to stay up just.five.more.minutes.

This is a new one. She's upset at me. Really upset. Why? Because I won't sit on her bed and count to 2 million with her. Apparently I "never do anything fun!!"

That's all.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Evolving Poop

I know, I'm poopy, I haven't kept up with this blog as originally promised. Over the last few months I've just been going back and forth with the whole idea of this blog, blogging in general actually. I'm still not sure I want the commitment, but I like knowing it's here to be able to jot down extra special moments like these...

Today we were driving home from Brooklyn on the Belt Parkway and the kid and I were admiring the clouds on what seemed to be the nicest day, weather-wise, in about 2,768 days. She says to me, "How did God create the sky?". I went completely blank and couldn't muster up any answer whatsoever. So I asked her to use her imagination and tell me how she thinks it was created. We went through ideas of marshmallows, food coloring, water paints, angel tears and so on. She finally brought up the fact that the blue must come from the water on land because that's how the rain falls. While she was on the right track, she's four, and couldn't elaborate on how the water actually gets up there to begin with. So we thought for a while.

"Eureka!" she says, "there must be an invisible pipe that goes from the ocean to the clouds letting the water up until the clouds get too full and it rains." I was amazed at how logical that seemed. This is the most well thought out, creative, answer I've ever heard her put together, ever. All of a sudden, she hit's me with intelligence beyond her years and beyond my imagination.

"Actually Mom, the pipe must be the color of the sky otherwise we'd see the water on it's way up".

That sentence has been playing over and over in my head all afternoon. I'm just amazed.